I shaved my balls for this? 

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

I shaved my balls for this? by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

i want my pizza 

what you say when you want your god damn pizza

damn it I want my pizza

i want my pizza by Pizza man July 3, 2007

I'll Think About it.

A way of saying 'No' without disappointing the person you're talking to.This phrase is used mostly by parents ,and girls.

Guy 1 :Hey, I kinda like you, will you go out with me?
Girl 1 :I'll think about it.

Son 1 : Dad, Can I get an iPad?
Dad 1 : I won't get it for you now ,but I'll think about it.

Guy 1 : Can you accept my definition urban-dictionary.com?
Urban-Dictionary.com: I'll think about it.

I'll Think About it. by Asmar January 26, 2011

I've made a huge mistake 

A phrase used often in the canceled TV show "Arrested Development". The phrase is mostly used when the characters talk to themselves after a serious of poor choices/bad events. It's used to make light of bad situations, although the characters themselves don't find it funny.

MARTA: "I was really worried about you"
GOB: "You've got nothing to worry about. We're going to be together for a long time"
MARTA: "We're family now - I'm so happy. I'm going to call the kids!"
<MARTA walks out of room>
GOB: I've made a HUGE mistake

I've made a huge mistake by DepressR June 16, 2010

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016

I have a Boyfriend 

A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.

Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.

Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.

Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend

Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.

Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend

I have a Boyfriend by RiguRagu November 13, 2018

I’d trib that

The lesbian female equivalent of “I’d hit it.” Trib of course referring to tribbing or scissoring.

My girlfriend Christine saw this chick who was so hot she said “I’d trib that.”

I’d trib that by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020