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human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.
by thekaldar October 10, 2011
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Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.
they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style
by mrbobcheese June 13, 2016
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Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
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Human Fire Extingusher

When a midget dresses up in a red outfit and foams out the mouth due to drinking too much alka-seltzer.
"For halloween im dressing up as a Human Fire Extingusher"
by Trolljr October 30, 2011
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Human-Gun marriage

It is the highest form of a relationship between a Human and a Gun. It is usually defined as being a legal relationship but also holds standing in many major religions, and minor religions such as Guniasm. Currently no major country or state, within the United States, recognizes Human-Gun marriage.
Jeff had been going steady with his AK-47 and on a night out at the range Jeff proposed. They were married six months later and had a religious Human-Gun marriage as it was not legal yet in their state. It was followed by a night of rigorous love making.
by JuFu August 6, 2014
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human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.
Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010
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human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass
Wow that girl is into being a human bird house
by The tricycle May 8, 2018
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