human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.

Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.

by thekaldar October 10, 2011

Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.

they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style

by mrbobcheese June 13, 2016

Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.

Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.

by Ghostington February 17, 2014

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack

“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend

by SergeantS April 26, 2023

Human Fire Extingusher

When a midget dresses up in a red outfit and foams out the mouth due to drinking too much alka-seltzer.

"For halloween im dressing up as a Human Fire Extingusher"

by Trolljr October 30, 2011

human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.

Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."

by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010