fake n'baker

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

by BermpChick January 2, 2013

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019

broken fake

1. when someone claims to have broken their ankle when it is clearly not true.
2. can replace more offensive explatives.

1. he's just a pussy, broken fake leg.
2. BROKEN FAKE!!!!!

by nut_fuck January 12, 2004

Fake Virgin

Someone who has kissed many people and still says they are a virgin

Wait your a fake virgin

by Gungja February 25, 2021

fake fail

To fake fail is to tell others you did not study or practice and then do well in that exam.

Zac fake failed so hard for the french exam

by Conroy2260 October 21, 2018

Fake News

Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.

“The Fake News said that Christmas will fall on December 25th this year”.

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

fake friends

friends that dont like your boyfriend

person 1: i dont like your bf, you always go out with him not us
person 2: omggg your so toxicccc fuckkk you i hate you, you and the test of the group are fake friends

by swagger.3000 November 23, 2020