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Canadian Snorkel 

Two people fill their asses with air using a bicycle pump, air compressor, etc. Then proceed to sink themselves in a body of water using large stones until they reach the bottom. From there on the use the air in their asses to keep them oxygenated prolonging the amount of time they have for underwater exploration.
Josh - "Al and Sean have sure been down there for a while"

Savanna - "Yea, they're probably the best Canadian Snorkelers I've ever seen"
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Canadian prick 

Usually a white male from Canada who is a Canadian prick.
This Guy Alban i play gta with is a real Canadian prick.

Canadian Goose Shine 

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.
Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

Canadian belt buckle 

Presenting one’s testicles through the fly of their pants; especially in an active endeavor
He just did a front handspring while doing the Canadian belt buckle, did you see his nuts?

canadian seal hunters

stupid loser faggot dicksuckers who have nothing better to do with their life than kill innocent seals because theyre fucking fags
1. In the past three years, the faggot canadian seal hunters have slayed 1 million seals, skinning 70% of them alive
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Canadian Tuxedo 

A type of sexual foreplay in which both partners wear a tuxedo and begin to strip. After an item of clothing is removed 'Sorry, eh' is said. This continues until both partners have removed their tuxedos.
Dude, Sally and I did the Canadian Tuxedo last night and it was so hot!
Canadian Tuxedo by heeley March 31, 2017

Canadian Bacon 

Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.
Canadian Bacon by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003