Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.
by valvespout August 30, 2005
Get the bartlett mug.(v.) The act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.
(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.
Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.
Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
Paul: "Whoa, did you see that this morning? James got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battlesex on John"
Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!
Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!
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Jimmy said "Have you heard about Bloons TD Battles 2 by Ninja Kiwi"?
Tim said "Oh you mean that motherfucking horrible game made by weed addicts that smoke crack with their mother on a daily basis, ofcourse I have".
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