Battlesex 

(v.) The act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.

(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.

Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.

Paul: "Whoa, did you see that this morning? James got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battlesex on John"

Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!

Battlesex by Spud of Doom January 5, 2009

Battlesex 

(v.) The act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.

(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.

Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.

Paul: "Whoa, did you see that this morning? James got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battlesex on John"

Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!

Battlesex by Spud of Doom December 9, 2008

turkish battleship 

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

turkish battleship by Mausermania June 6, 2018

Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

Bears, Beets, Battlestar by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

Turkish Battleship 

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018

Epic Rap Battles of History 

n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

Epic Rap Battles of History by I Palindrome I July 1, 2011

battletech 

Originating around about 1984, Battletech is a game set between 28th and the 32nd centuries (depending on what era you choose to set your battle in) pitting interstellar powers against each other. The main weapon of choice is the Battlemech: a 6 story tall walking tank ranging in weight from 20 to 100 tons that carry varrying weapons loadouts depending on the mission at hand. Battlemechs come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are built for speed, while others are built for firepower or a combination of both. There are also an assortment of tanks, support vehicles, artillery pieces, battle armor infantry and a myriad of other units that can be used to play as well. At first the game was played by moving pewter mechs (some of the really old ones are made of lead) on a map with the objective of destroying your enemy. Battletech expanded to the Mechwarrior RPG, the Mechwarrior PC and console gaming series, the now-defunct Battletech Collectable Card Game, and the more recent Mechwarrior: The Dark Age, which is similar in concept to Marvel Heroclix.

"I was playin Battletech over at Clint's the other day, and I blew the head off his Atlas with one of my Thunder Hawk's Gauss Rifles. He wasn't very happy, lol."

battletech by bigjimdx September 16, 2005