Cross Logs

When two people shit in the same toilet.

"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?

by Bodhei April 10, 2019

log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.

If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!

by UD February 28, 2002

moth logging

The act of crushing moths into a paste and using it for an enema.

Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.

by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024

barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 02, 2020

log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree

Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am

by KittyKat26 March 07, 2017

Flamin’ Hot Logs

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.

Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.

by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022

Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 13, 2023