Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.

Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

by Your Materfamilias December 23, 2018

Don't have a cow man

One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases

"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house

by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee October 8, 2020

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.

Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

by lachichu April 16, 2019

Don't Fuck the Chinaman

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.

President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

by Badger384 May 21, 2018

Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

by Kotchi April 30, 2019