surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

surfries

the surprise fries you find in the bottom of the McDonald's bag.

Jim: Are the any surfries in the bag?
Anne: Yes.

by Raquelnc December 27, 2016

Surface titsion

When you wear a bra too small and your books almost spill out, but not quite.

Did you see the chick in the orange shirt? She has perfected the art of surface titsion.

by Demolitiondebbie April 1, 2017

Surfneck

noun.~ 1. A Portmanteau of the words Surf and Redneck. 2. People with rural, small town, or southern lifestyles that live close to the beach and enjoy the recreations of the ocean.

3. (i.e) Southern Surfers; Country Surfers; Hang-Ten Hillbillies; Country Grommets

The beach was covered with Surfnecks wearing board short bathing suits and camouflage truckers caps. I couldn't get a wave that day because this local Surfneck in cutoff jeans kept stealing my wave.

by Whodaba May 28, 2017

surfdog

A dog that surfs solo on a surfboard.

Surfdog Teddy is the world surfdog champion.

by Fachizzlemynizzle June 22, 2017

surfing shit

What you do right now Is surfing shit

-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit

by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017

surfone

To surf the Internet on a smart phone, perhaps obsessively.

It's rude to surfone while having lunch with your crush, unless you are both surfoning. Variant surphone

by TheOldProfessor July 29, 2017