surfdog 

A man who lets his mother run his life and thus she ruins all of his relationships with the opposite sex. The surfdog is usually a short guy with a dinky little peewee, and he tries to make up for his lack there by showing off on the surfboard. Another characteritic is skin that looks like leather from being in the sun so much. He is usually so short that he stacks his hair high on top to try and make himself look taller.

I dated the surfdog, but he always took his momma's side in everything, so I broke up with him. I heard he later got married, and mommy broke that up too.

surfdog by Butt wart September 27, 2007

surfdog 

A dog that surfs solo on a surfboard.

Surfdog Teddy is the world surfdog champion.

surfdog by Fachizzlemynizzle June 22, 2017

surfdog's mom 

a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.

I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.

surfdog's mom by surfdog's ex January 6, 2009

surfdogs mom 

A surfdogs mom is a mother who interferes in her son's relationships. She will do almost anything to curtail his relationship with any female whom she does not approve of for her darling son. She will even pay the female money to get her to find a way to make her son lose interest.

She had a good thing going with surfdog, but then surfdogs mom offered her so much money to find a way to have him lose interest, She just couldn't turn her down.

surfdogs mom by I am not there April 4, 2009

Surfdom 

Surfdom (sûrf dum), n. 1. The lack of ability of some people to free themselves from the Internet (and other modern technology), causing them to spend much too much time on the Net, thereby diminishing brain capacity by filling it with too much junk, instead of doing the things they should be doing. 2. Someone who is dom from spending far too much time on the Internet and not enough time in real life. (Alternate spelling: serfdumb.)

Because so many people have gone the way of the surfdom, less people are checking books out of libraries; it is a sad time in which we live.

Surfdom by Jonayla February 6, 2010

Surfdomers 

People who capitalize of lower class royalty or peasants are Surfdomers

How long are they allowed to hold a slave as a Surfdomers . Sailing is a fun sport ride the waves

Surfdomers by Brain thoughts August 21, 2017