Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.

Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.

Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~

by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

Salentine

On February 14th, you and your homie must take on a challenge and frot without lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s big loser! For their punishment they must allow their homie to finish down their throat.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna be my Salentine?

Person 2: Sure! I just hope I’m not tonight’s big loser again…

by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

Saleh

Someone that likes to go to Lidl rather than spend time with his valentines date

“What you doing for Valentine’s Day ?”
“Going to Lidl”
“Damn you’re such a saleh

by LidlLover123 February 19, 2024

Salesian High School

An all boys school that is located in New Rochelle
filled with boys that are sexier, funnier, and better that Iona Prep and Stepinac Boys. Salesian students often visit Preston to scout biddies that they wanna fuck. Salesian also often bitches Cardinal Spellman High School in every sport.

Boy 1: Yo Cardinal Spellman got they ass beat tdy.
Boy 2: By Who?
Boy 1: Salesian High School
Boy 2: Oh they always do

by salesianupwrd2mydeadz February 23, 2024

Saleemed

noun. The act of involuntary anal sex without lubricant.

Roger invested in Mullen Automotive, and promptly got Saleemed.

by Rockraven13 March 19, 2024