soonest 

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

soonest by Bilham April 6, 2014

hit the poon and leave real soon 

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.

"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"

hit the poon and leave real soon by S.money January 27, 2016

Soon

A sense of time that never arrives.

My album is coming out soon.
I will meet you soon.
I will tweet you soon.

Soon by hesadorahlable September 4, 2013

Soon

The word commonly used to answer when The Warning’s 3rd album will be released.

The Warning’s 3rd studio album will be released soon.

Soon by ih_southwest April 8, 2021

I'm pullin' up soon 

A term used by large nosed Muslims when they come to the establishment 4 hours after promsing to come at the promised time.

Person 1: Yo I'm pullin' up soon for some burgers
Person 2: Nigga you ain't coming for shit, you said that last time, and I was waitin for 4 hours with my dick in my hand. Fuck off
Person 1: ...

I'm pullin' up soon by Sir Scum July 13, 2020

spoonfuck 

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.

The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.

spoonfuck by J-Reddish October 30, 2007

Spooning 

It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it

Me- Daniel what are you doing
Daniel- IM SPOONING YOU!

Spooning by your weirdo friend daisy! May 28, 2018