purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.

"Buddy, I was crushin' ass on this bitch so hard... I was totally pulling out the purple sock."

by talking goat June 23, 2003

Argyle sock

When two men cum on a woman's face. The criss-crossing semen makes an argyle pattern.

Jamal and Tyrell straight-up gave that bitch an argyle sock. She was wiping cum off her face for weeks.

by J Hogan January 4, 2008

secret sock

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.

Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"

by MBFree September 6, 2008

Sock Fucker

a person who removes all other articles of clothing but fails to remove their socks before intercourse; usually male

So I was hooking up with this guy last night and he was a SOCK FUCKER!!!

by missbirdle July 12, 2010

Poop sock

A poop sock is something that is tasty!

Poop sock is...

My peepee itches

by Guncle Fred April 11, 2019

Sock Rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

by Man of Coochie March 3, 2022

quitter socks

Socks that have lost elasticity so they don't stay up, and usually end up half off of your foot inside your shoe while walking around.

YOU: Slow down, I have to take off my shoe and put my sock on, it's falling off.

ME: Ah,quitter socks?
I usually throw them out when it gets to that point.

YOU: Well, I didn't have enough money for socks because I spent all my money on weed.

ME: Got any more?

YOU: Nahh sorry dude I smoked my last bit today... I got a ball of resin and I rolled it around in weed bits. It was pathetic.

ME: Hey don't be ashamed, we've all been there!
lol

by Hairy Henderson February 17, 2010