scooter

crappy, pointless form of 2-wheeled transport.
modern scooters are usually between 50 and 250cc, feature a "step through" frame and small wheels (8-13 inches in diameter, usually around 10).
50cc ones are most common among teenagers. most are 2-stroke, and make a noise akin to that of a hedge-trimmer. 4-stroke ones are available, although incredibly sluggish.
scooters tend to be much slower and lacking in power than motorcycles, and usually have "twist and go" transmission.
they can be made to go quite fast. but most of the really fast ones are in such a high state of tune that they don't last very long, and constantly suffer from mechanical problems. and besides, who wants speed on a machine that doesn't have gears, weighs about as much as its rider and has such small wheels? no matter how much you dress up a turd, it's still a turd.

scooters suck. buy a real bike.

by abbas224 August 5, 2007

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Three pieces of thin rubber plaited together to make a nose like object usually then worn around the wrist or on shoe laces.

you can find large packs of 'fashion string' in various shops these are usually constructed by the 11-13 female chav making them look like easten european ophan making these to sell to the nearest passing western tourist.

by Daniel Read June 5, 2005

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