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Loop Retard 

What your standard idiot might become in an argument he or she is too retarded to understand, so continuously repeats the same argument, regardless of the amount of new and different ways you try to explain to them that they are, in fact, a retard.
Paul: It's a rhetorical question, you don't need to respond.

Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.

Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.

Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.

Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.
Loop Retard by thatsmeeeeeeeeeee February 19, 2011

Dapple Retard 

(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.
"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"
Dapple Retard by gypsyfire October 13, 2011

Dangerous Retard 

The original title of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, according to the comedy podcast Cum Town.
Just picked up my copy of the "Dangerous Retard"

lightning retard

A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.
how Tyler is being such a lightning retard right now
lightning retard by cockhaver5000 August 22, 2021

Fucking Retard

A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...
Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!
Fucking Retard by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003

Fat Retard 

"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
Fat Retard by Vanargarand August 11, 2020

alabaster retard 

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard
alabaster retard by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005