Pre-sgusted

To be revolted by a future gross event

Thinkin about cleaning under the fridge got me feelin pre-sgusted ngl

by Pre-sgusted April 18, 2024

Pre-high

That's the feel like your high, such as laughing and smiling for no reason, but you're not high.

My friend can't help his smile so he is pre-high

by Pushkush March 8, 2019

Pre-Mature Hoe

When a girl doesn't dress her age and acts like an adult,or When a girl is a trick to the eye because she doesn't look her age

I was at the mall yesterday and I looked to my left then to my right, and all I could see in sight were these pre-mature hoes.

by IAmTBH May 5, 2012

pre-soulmate

Someone who is your bestfriend and knows you better than anyone else but is not in a relationship with you.
(If you got a crush on her/him make your move take the risk)

Alejandra oh she’s my pre-soulmate

by whytry89 September 23, 2019

Pre EJ

Verb, describing the act of coming early. Usually used when describing a friend, known for coming late or not all, who surprisingly comes early.

Rodney: Hey Guys!
Craig: Whoa, looks like Rodney decided to come early this time!
Rob: You mean he Pre EJ'd?

by Jack Hoffsteter January 9, 2019

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021