Definitions by jelqingjerry17

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

Pre Marital Mario Sex by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Yoosh 

A yoosh is when you have an intense workout, following the workout you masturbate using your body sweat strictly as lube, can be done alone or with partner (s).

I yooshed after I went to the gym yesterday

Yoosh by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Pretzel Statue

The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.

Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.

Pretzel Statue by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024