passive-impressive 

Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.

1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."

passive-impressive by recklessdiver February 20, 2013

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

Admiral of the Windward Passage by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

red badge of passion 

A giant red hickey on your neck after a passionate sexual encounter!

Damn did you see Clay's red badge of passion on his neck this morning. Yeah that must have been some encounter.

red badge of passion by Fleece Johnson July 25, 2010

Passport bros 

The "Passport Bros" are men who have chosen to seek out foreign women, typically from other countries, for relationships. They believe that western women have been influenced by cultural and societal pressures to behave in a certain way, and that by seeking out foreign women, they can find a more authentic, fulfilling, and harmonious relationship. This is seen as a way to restore the natural balance between masculine and feminine energy, and to avoid the "wickedness" of western women.

"Mike has been traveling to different countries for the past year and has earned himself the nickname "Passport Bros" among his friends, due to his tendency to only date foreign women."

Passport bros by Gladio February 12, 2023

passenger of shit 

the single most best music ever

"passenger of shit kicks ass"

passenger of shit by shit wanka February 16, 2018

Passlow 

Skanky women with unusually ugly arm hair or lip hair.

They like to sleep around and always think they look good when really.... they look ugly, slutty or skanky.

girl 1) hey you know that slut that slept with like everyone in our year?

girl 2) yeah the passlow?

girl 1) yeah well she has to bleach her lip cause she has a mustache!!

girl 2) oh that's nothing have a look at the ware-wolf arms lol

Passlow by urmanisuglysoru June 16, 2011

passionflaps 

A discrete and mature term for female genitalia.

"I love your passionflaps."
"Then she showed me her passionflaps."

passionflaps by Ben M Powell February 12, 2008