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bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.
We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.
by bloat hunter April 1, 2017
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Granny Job

1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia

2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her

Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs

Mike: oh wow

Or:

Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job

Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
by ddrop213 October 27, 2011
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smog job

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.
by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009
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brillo job

the act of oral sex between to men, usually with a scruffy beard and mustash i.e. andrew pretended to be asleep while he recieved a blow job from tyrone.
"Hey can you believe Drew got a brillo job from some random dude!?! Thats some repugnant ass shit!!!
by jemhunter December 25, 2008
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sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.
I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.
by Katy B. December 7, 2006
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Nug Job

The vigorous tugging and pulling of a male’s nuts and nut sack during a sloppy wet blow job.
Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.

Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.

Your mom gives the best nug jobs.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
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smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*
I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!
by thesaminator17 October 13, 2010
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