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middle school

The place where you get to either:
A. Sit around and be addressed as "bruh", "cuz" or "gurl", laugh at all the little sane kids, and just be a complete prick,
B. Sit back and watch the show, bystanding at all times, never being talked to because you don't need any friends since they act as mentioned above (If you are one of the people that fit into this category, welcome to the club)
C. Be teased all day about shit that doesn't even matter, backstabbed by people who brush their teeth with a brush made of cannabis and have a condom for a soul
Or D. Cut your wrists and cry yourself to sleep because the world is so cold and unforgiving
So just in general, a hellhole that supposedly does not prepare you for the real world, as someday all the bitches will have to grow up and get a damn job. Right now, sixth grade is being a bitch and I'm stuck in this little pool of 2-year-olds while I feel like I'm nineteen.
A. Kid: Ay bruh luk at dat ass bruh ill tke tht for lataniasha bruh bruh bruh bruh etc.
B. Kid: Dude, go pick up a dictionary, your spelling is making my eyes bleed.
C. Kid: B. Kid, don't tell him that or else he's going to treat us all like whores. -runs-
D. Kid: quiet, i'm trying to concentrate you insolent souls
Me: Screw this. When I get out of middle school, man...
by The Bacon Strangler October 24, 2011
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Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.
Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2021
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Ustach Middle School

A school full of B-Hos and slightly retarded children. This school is said to be the best because they have good test scores but they just get the answers from nerds. In other words this school has nothing but D-wads
My cousin from Texas:Hey, I feel a disturbance nearby.
Me: *Nods in happiness* (Thinks:Yup, that's Ustach Middle School)
by D::D December 2, 2011
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Kennett Middle School

A school where every single student is required to worship Doctor Larry DeAngelis. They feed kids shitty lunch that makes their teeth rot. Everyday the bathrooms smell like weed and it full of mexicans. The school is also full of kennett girls and thots.
Jimmy: I hate Kennett Middle School

Nick: Me too but I love the band teacher
by Tyler "Rog Vlogs" June 19, 2019
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Prairie Middle School

A hellhole where the food is so overpriced and is complete rubbish. Most of the teacher act like vampires and are fucking awful. So many people vape and everybody loses their virginity in the locker rooms. The health teacher even brought in a banana and showed everyone how to put a condom on. He then proceeded to have the guys put on a condom.
Prairie Middle School is where teachers suck ass.
by Juul is kewl September 27, 2019
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McConnell middle school

McConnell middle school is the worst school ever. It is full of fake people that beg for attention everyday at school. Girls are sluts that get passed around by the boys and get their booty pics sent around everyday at school. Boys will pass around any girl they feel to. Mms is gay
by McConnell middle school October 24, 2019
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plymouth south middle school

by saucyshrek January 24, 2017
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