Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.

Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.

by TV CAR March 26, 2010

Poarch Monkey

Slang term for a good-for nothing, lazy-ass, nigger.

Those Damn Poarch Monkeys.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

Monkey Made A Poopie

A phrase created when Monkey had an "accident." Often used to infuriate, irritate, or embarrass Monkey.

We were going to go to the movies with some girls, but then Monkey made a poopie.

Aw shit you guys, Monkey's making a poopie again!

I'm sorry I shot your dog Monkey, don't make a poopie about it.

by Andy Heckel June 8, 2004

monkey grab

to pick smth up by using one´s toes

I couldn´t be bothered bending over to pick up the pen, so I simply monkey grabbed it.

by HarryD May 19, 2007

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

chump monkey

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

by AllyG October 27, 2005

washoka monkey

A washoka monkey is simply when you crap on the floor, take the crap, and use it as a lubricant to masturbate yourself doing the "monkeystyle" masturbation.

Kevin washoka monkey yesterday.

by blackcocker December 6, 2006