Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt May 9, 2018

jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

by Holiday one March 8, 2017

jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020

Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.

by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020

Jew Whipped

A similar action to pistol whipping but with gold chains.

Man you just got jew whipped

by refbot3000 May 9, 2012

mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!

Mike the jew is always counting numbers

by guy in a tree January 18, 2012

Jew d'etat

an overthrow by a small group of frugal comedians

The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023