Jesus price

An exorbitant price quoted in response to an enquiry, often in bargaining situations in markets etc. where haggling is usual.

An over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
Said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.

Man standing in front of shop selling oriental rugs, shopkeeper approaches:
"How much is that one (pointing to a nice example)...but don't quote me no Jesus price"

by MoLincs August 10, 2009

Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.

Hey check out my pocket jesus.

by Tyler November 17, 2004

jew for jesus

A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.

Jesus himself was, in fact, a Jew for Jesus.

by Alahna May 28, 2006

facebook jesus

when miracles happen via facebook you thank your online savior.

I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.

by matt5000 June 28, 2010

club jesus

(Noun). Christian church.

"what R U doing this sunday?" Oh, I'm going to the club. "What club?" Club Jesus!!!

by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007

Jesus wheels

Your legs, the simplest mode of transport. Often said in jest or sardonically

Max: How did you get here?
Min: Oh,on jesus wheels...

by Thought101 February 17, 2008

black jesus

Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!

"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"

I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.

by stinkyskunkedmonkeys December 4, 2010