by Brammo September 13, 2006
When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.
Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.
by thekaldar October 10, 2011
A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.
by mrbobcheese June 14, 2016
Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you
I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.
by Uh Oh Skinky October 04, 2019
It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack
“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend
by SergeantS April 26, 2023
by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021