human pig shit

Someone who is lower than your average lowlife
- See that guy on the 7:30 Report dumping his waste in the bush?

- Yeah, nothing but human pig shit
by Brammo September 13, 2006
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human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.
Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.
by thekaldar October 10, 2011
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Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.
they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style
by mrbobcheese June 14, 2016
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Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
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Fact resistant human

People that are resistant to scientific fact at their own peril. Probably due to the vast amount of ecocidal propaganda out there meant to mislead. Perhaps they will become more receptive when they become in an environment without food water or air
The fact resistant humans were driving the current legislation and electoriate
by Dgnflyinca May 10, 2019
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Human Shit Cannon

when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you
I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.
by Uh Oh Skinky October 04, 2019
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Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack
“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend
by SergeantS April 26, 2023
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