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My Dick by Sigmaxxing May 8, 2020
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son of a dick
A phrase used out of anger, usually in place of "son of a bitch." As it contains no curse words, it's okay to say in public.
Teacher: So don't forget class, your essays are due tomorrow.
Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.
Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?
Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.
Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.
Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.
Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?
Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.
Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.
son of a dick by smartdude777 September 7, 2009
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Dick Appointment
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018
Tiny Dick Syndrome
A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.
A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.
Tiny Dick Syndrome by DarthDesolus April 22, 2010