cousin faith

More known within the black community, “Cousin Faith” is a woman who pursues , have sex with, or tries to flirt with a partner or an ex of a family member. Such back stabbing disrespectful behavior, they usually have no reason behind it besides “Cousin Faith” just being a hoe

“I could never be friends with her again, I don’t even address her by her name. She cousin Faith to me.”

(Soul Food Movie 1997) Terri: “Oh fuck the family! The family fucked my husband. Yeah Faith fucked my husband.” (Terri’s sister also married the man she was on a date with and slept with him too)

by cette salope cinq étoiles November 30, 2024

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Cousining

Acting like you like someone when you really are just trying to get something from them.

Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.

Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.

Why are you cousining me?

Don't cousin me!

by bkwrd December 18, 2024

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Cousin fucking

The most popular pastime in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and other parts of the Hillbilly South. Possibly Utah and Colorado too, but what the Mormons do behind closed doors is kind of unclassified. While you could fuck your cousins pretty much anywhere, even in California or New York, the flyover country has elevated it to an art form.

Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.

"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"

"Alabama. I got family there."

"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"

"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"

"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."

"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"

"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."

"Let's do some cousin fucking"

"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."

"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."

( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")

"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."

by Third World Sam December 19, 2024

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Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.

Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.

by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024

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cousins

Cousins are people that are related from either mother or father . these people you usually hate or love there is no in between at all . PERIODT! Yes of course they are going to be annoying and you sometimes wanna punch them in the stomach but you love them with your whole heart .

Cousins are mixed

by your dad 🕺🏽🤝 October 18, 2019

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