Claire Friendly

Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.

Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.

Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.

Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?

by Tree trunk 11 February 12, 2024

Claira

Big ass forehead

Claira has the biggest fucking forehead

by Blagsbakayabshagsvlaha February 20, 2024

claire lafler

ok so like claire lafler is super fuckin cool. first off she's like totally rad and drop dead gorgeous... she also is j so sexy bbg and rocks every runway!! i mcfuckin love claire lafler!! she's also married to drew starlet and i live laugh love that for her

claire lafler is so mother!!

FRRRRR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
#coquette #sexy #claireXdrewstarkey

by mcgregortwddybear February 21, 2024

Claire Witts

A very pretty girl who is the best at everything. You won’t regret meeting her.
Also very cute.

You look very pretty today Claire Witts
Now you say thank you.
Thank you.

by ericisasherslonglostfather March 27, 2024

Clacked

CLACKED. Hampshire UK term for when a man hits his testicals together accidentally and causes mind altering agony that usually causes vomiting or sometimes passing out due to the Wilkinson sword razor blade type pain that comes afterwards.

Dear God! I just CLACKED my nuts! I'm gonna faint!

by Microplus April 1, 2024

claimrbx

Place for poor people to get together and sing kumbaya

Welcome to claimrbx...

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

by the robux stealer 420 April 15, 2024

Clai

Someone whom you really admire that gives you the happiness that you truly deserve. Not only that person makes you feel loved but no matter the circumstances he/she will always understand things that even yourself can’t. Being called Clai means you are special, and that you are all the colors in one at full brightness.

Kayla is my clai.

by itskryptonnn June 11, 2024