The Jimmy Chode

The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.

Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...

Jimmy: I DO

by Lenard the 7/11 Employee June 1, 2015

Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.

That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.

by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017

dom's chode

A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.

Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.

by Rudeboy1969 November 13, 2015

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

Chode Stain

Just an absolute fucking moron.

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.

by taco_salad July 15, 2015

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.

Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?

by Loren99 July 26, 2019

Bio Chode

A Bio Chode is a tiny pair of nuts and a small, weeny chode. With this, the nuts are powered by the Zeus Battery, outputting more than 1000000 Volts into the nuts, then making the chode, a big penis.

Atef - "Damn, Constantine's got a nice Bio Chode!"
Constantine - "Thanks Atef, not so bad yourself!"

by Atef Lord March 4, 2021