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cardio appointment

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.
by barfmanbard December 20, 2024
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cardio appointment

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times
by barfmanbard December 20, 2024
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cardiacawrist

The sudden feeling of shock, awe, or “heart stopping” admiration caused by seeing a watch so hard on somebody’s wrist that it damn near stop your heart for a second.
Man walked in quiet but that bustdown on his wrist had everybody in cardiacawrist.

Shorty grabbed his arm and saw the watch… instant cardiacawrist.

“Bro pushed his sleeve up and showed the iced out Rollie… whole table caught a cardiacawrist.”
by juicyjef March 8, 2026
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Cardiff

Place that AIDS tries not to catch. Mainly made up of populations no one else would have
“Hey, where’s AIDS tonight?”
“Oh he’s down the clap clinic getting a Cardiff test done.”
by Maggie T February 20, 2025
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Cardiognosis

Cardiognosis (n.) — A moment or state whereby a person’s heart condition is measured to weigh the depth, sincerity, and truth of their thoughts. Coined in 2025 by Emmanuel Isaac Evanson (Nigeria).
Before making his final decision, he entered a state of cardiognosis, letting his heart weigh his thoughts.

True wisdom requires cardiognosis — the heart must measure what the mind conceives.
by Emmanuel Isaac Evanson September 12, 2025
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Cardinal Contributor

My contribution is cardinal to the function of the current model AND it has been reported as such. These considerations were necessary to build it and it doesn't fucking matter that I threatened your kids because you are doing THIS to prove that you are doing something the stop child murder and the only person here who has stopped any child murder is me.
Hym "Cardinal contributor and no you thought I was wrong, I was proven right by time, and now you are making shit up to make everyone pretend that you being wrong did have consequences in which you are culpable. And even killing Indian college students to make it so. So, no. Enjoy the methane turbine cancer and the energy cost that is going get deferred."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
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