Chili chode

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

by Geve August 19, 2013

Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.

That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.

by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017

Chode Stain

Just an absolute fucking moron.

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.

by taco_salad July 15, 2015

dom's chode

A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.

Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.

by Rudeboy1969 November 13, 2015

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

Chode-a-saurus

It is the same definition as "Chode" except instead of defining an appendage it describes the shape of a person who is wider than they are tall.

Rick D is 5 feet wide and 4 feet tall, what a chode-a-saurus

by BigFudge1234 September 17, 2018

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.

Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?

by Loren99 July 26, 2019