Bumpon

a cotton wadded shite absorber to put up your hoop when seepege occurs due to gay anal destruction

Bumpon also known as manpax, one for the arse and one for the bacon purse/lady friendly

holy shit im on super plus bumpons today,

if it keeps on like this i am going to have to get a loan of more from my dad

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

Bumper Cocks

Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.

The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.

by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020

Bumpin Nuts

1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.

2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.

Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.

by Utah Rob December 3, 2020

bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

by RadNotRed February 15, 2022

Coochie-Bumper Bopper

A girl who associates with alot of gay females,but is straight herself

Betty:jane,Why are all of you friends lesbians?
Jane:Because there real cool.It doesnt matter
Betty:Gurl,Are you bisexual??
Jane:NO!Im straight
Betty:Face it Jane,Your a C.B.B..Coochie-Bumper Bopper..

by Shane Polo March 16, 2008

conversation bumper

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.

Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009

Raisin Bumping

the act of two or more old people having sexual intercourse

my grandma was raisin bumping with this guy last night
I walked in on my grandparents raisin bumping

by liimitzgaming March 27, 2011