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furni-force

The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.
As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.
by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009
mugGet the furni-forcemug.

Air Force One Angel

Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.
Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.
by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022
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Forced cum tribute

A Forced cum tribute is when a Person make you ejaculate to them over and over And you have to do it when they say so.
Girl: I started a forced cum tribute
boy: oh, Okay what Is that

girl: Its when i make my boyfriend cum too me over and over again. whether he likes it or no
by Somerandomguy22357 October 27, 2023
mugGet the Forced cum tributemug.

Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
mugGet the Pretzel forcemug.

Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.
Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019
mugGet the Air Force Connectionmug.

force#1284

zz ( force )

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known for dòxxing knoxtagging
And other larps/criminals with a real 4.592 vouches and 2m spend over all with in 3 years also went to 0$ to 5k with og users also friends with a YouTuber named ironic and jamez bandz, zz’s old tags was

12k,force’qxad’6331’zip’etc

zz ( force )

———-
known for doxxing knoxtagging
And other larps/criminals with a real 4.592 vouches and 2m spend over all with in 3 years also went to 0$ to 5k with og users also friends with a YouTuber named ironic and jamez bandz, zz’s old tags was

zz ( force )

———-
known for doxxing knoxtagging
And other larps/criminals with a real 4.592 vouches and 2m spend over all with in 3 years also went to 0$ to 5k with og users also friends with a YouTuber named ironic and jamez bandz, zz’s old tags was

12k,force’qxad’6331’zip’etc

bro force just sold a ogu so com
force#1284 had the best users in old com such as @rawi @ste\\ and other numbrics
by Testedinalab October 16, 2023
mugGet the force#1284mug.

force awakened

When a guy gets an unexpected hard on for someone around him.
Today in class while thinking about Mary the force awakened
by hisoka pancakes March 22, 2017
mugGet the force awakenedmug.

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