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Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text

A text to the wrong person or containing subject matter that was not intended for the respective audience.
I sent an invitation for a date to my baby momma instead of my boo. I thought I was asking my boo about going to Applebees to get that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake and then I realized it was the baby momma and immediately realized I sent the wrong text to the wrong person and wrote Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text. She knew what I did and asked for the child support money.
by foxarpa January 18, 2022
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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The art of text confusion

Confusing people by saying weird or tricky stuff trough text just to confuse them and make them think they missed something
I've confused my friend so much trough text he thinks there is somethign called 'the art of text confusion'
by Not_mod June 17, 2023
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Asking A Girl Out Over Text

Asking a girl out over text:

Hey wanna date????

No bitch you messaged me
by Iluvhitlershitman December 12, 2021
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Fisherman Text

When you send a text to someone and they take too long to respond and you know that at some time they had to have read your text but just haven't text you back on purpose. Then when they do respond its random and completely unexpected. Just like fishing, you put the hook in, the fish look at the meat but don't bite until you least expect it so you're just sitting there looking at the water the whole time until you get a bite on the hook.
Hey how are you? What's new with you? Are you doing anything tonight? sent at 11:00am Friday

I'm good. Response at 1pm Sunday. That's what you call a "fisherman Text".
by Jay S from san diego March 16, 2010
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Blue Text

Why you think clicking blue text thing on urban dictionary
by Bak Hyemi August 7, 2021
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