Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Spite

No. YOU are a retard and you though I was talking about YOU so YOU are doing this.

Hym "Nooooo. It wasn't spite. You weren't even a factor. You still aren't a factor. You though I was talking about YOU because you have an inflated sense of existential importance and now you have to scramble to figure out how you justify steal a revenge that isn't even owed to the retard I was actually talking about AND how you are going to get me to not murder some poor slobs kid so you can pretend to not be inferior to someone you are clearly inferior than. No amount of media aggrandizement is going to change the fact that YOU THOUGH YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING YOU WEREN'T and you THOUGHT you were something you were not."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.

"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."

by comethrower December 7, 2024

Spite Tok

Making a TikTok out of spite, in an effort to start drama.

Did you see Becky’s Spite Tok?! She has it out for me! I’m blocking her!

by jmpart2 January 2, 2025

Shlite

Something that is slightly shite.

Person A: Man, Nickleback is shlite.
Person B: I agree on that!
Person C: I like Nickleback.
*Person A and B slaughter person C*

by Seymour Buttocks January 4, 2025

Split Nip

A drunken, nonsense phrase deployed at peak confidence that is vaguely anatomical, aggressively meaningless, and shouted as if it explains everything.

Eric hadn’t made a coherent point in 45 minutes, but he capped it off with a triumphant ‘SPLIT NIP!'

by Corey Daul January 25, 2026

Splinter

Four or more turtles

Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026