Iceberg selfie

When a fat person frames a picture, selfie/profile pic, in such a way that 99% of there mass is hidden.

Hey Adam, check fat Karen's iceberg selfie!

by Gordon cowperthwate July 21, 2017

Raw selfie

To take a picture of yourself with no makeup , filter, or edit.

She took a pic with no makeup musta been a raw selfie. fresh

by Lilmilk October 9, 2017

natural selfielection

A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.

Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.

by Bachelor boB October 31, 2018

In-self

When a homosexual male curves his cock downward over his taint into his ass.

Person 1: My ass is sore. Person 2: Why’s that? Person 1: I had a mighty fine in-self session.

by wL Element June 21, 2019

Suture self

What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.

"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Saucy Seafood

The act of eating out a female with a smelly vagina, that also has gonorrhea.

Damn did you taste Stacey last night? She had some saucy seafood

by BoozeClues August 13, 2021

Mindless Self Indulgence

Mindless Self Indulgence , an American electropunk band formed in New York City in 1997. Their music has a mixed style which includes punk rock, alternative rock, electronica, techno, industrial, hip hop, breakbeat hardcord, and a satire band with many satire song titles and words used in each song.

"Hey dude did you check out Mindless Self Indulgences , new song? "
"Yeah it was badass!"

by greenbean219 January 13, 2022