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Ryan is one hell of a guy. he's hot. like I'm tellin you, REALLY DAMN HOT and he doesn't even know it. he's probably Latino. he has an amazing personality and he's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. if he has feelings for you, you bet he's gonna tell all his friends about you and never stop. sadly tho he's a liar and keeps things bottled up which usually messes up his relationships with people that would actually give the world to him. if you are this type of Ryan get back in touch with the connections you lost due to your poor ability to solve problems.
"damn I met this dude and he was hilarious as helll"

"is it that Ryan guy? heard he was sumn"
Ryan by franalzy May 29, 2020
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Every single Ryan has a HUGE cock. AT least 7 inches. They are amazing and sex and everything else too.
Ooo Ryan has a big one!
Ryan by Epicositiest June 5, 2020
Ryan is like the coolest dude ever. You will likely come across a Ryan in an English class, because that makes sense. He is probably an architecture major, and can pull multiple all-nighters in a row. He is addicted to coffee. He’s also a super good friend and will come see you in a theatrical production if you are in one. He also is deeply empathetic, and will give you amazing advice when you are sad that your boyfriend cheats on you. Also, he probably looks like Chris Pine and has a really cute relationship.
OMG! You really helped me through my break-up, thank you for being a Ryan.
Ryan by katelyntheactor June 7, 2020
The guy who isn’t just hanging around. The one who can be your friend . The one who is caring and kind.

This guy is usually paired with a Melody
Ryan: Hey guys, whatcha doing?
Guy 1: Nothin’ wanna play games?

Ryan: Nah, I’m going with Melody
Guy 2: Lucky, at least you have a girlfriend.
Guy 1: All Ryan’s get a Melody.
Ryan is someone who is smart and funny but is also very gay or is in the closet and has a massive crush on his best friend
Girl: omg who is that he’s hot and funny
Other girl: Oh that’s Ryan don’t get your hopes up he’s gay
Ryan by Unknowngay June 16, 2020
ryan is a very lazy person. he is unlikeable and he is useless.no one likes him
ryan is as ugly as a blobfish
ryan by addison jaha June 22, 2020
ryan is most commonly a fat person and is ugly but his girlfriend says otherwise
ryan is a fat and ugly but people dont agree with him
ryan by jimmybobangles123 August 13, 2020