dutchman's pipe 

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

dutchman's pipe by Juanito Parres February 27, 2009

Laying pipe 

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

Laying pipe by Swpus May 27, 2019

Douche Pipe

The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet

Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.

Douche Pipe by BlckAlchmst March 7, 2010

Shiney pipe 

Is to describe a females Vagina when wet and glistening

Eg, I love the look of kate's shiney pipe

Shiney pipe by Badboy2000 September 5, 2011

ass pipe 

A man that continues to only enjoy or put forth pleasure through the anus. Little respect held so therefore he holds this title.

I saw that ass pipe walk out of the bathroom with a cringing smirk on his face, and when I entered the bathroom there were two other men passed out on the ground.

ass pipe by babbo xmas December 12, 2006

layin some pipe 

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

layin some pipe by bill May 1, 2003

Pelarse el pipe 

sacarse el pajaro y hacer que una mujer lo toque o lo agarre.

haber me pelo el pipe mami

Pelarse el pipe by blackdude August 5, 2003