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e-threats

When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to come around and attack/kill you or your mum/dad/cat/dog/budgie, even though they have absolutely noooooooo idea who you are or where you're at :-D
xyz has just entered the room
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL
by ubergeekchic March 28, 2007
mugGet the e-threatsmug.

e-rand

also: e-rrand or e-rund
Pronunciation: E-r&nd, ru&nd
Function: noun

1. an online errand or chore.

2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).

a: a dull, unpleasant, bothersome, responsibility that can be settled online.

3. the object or purpose of getting online.
I have a million e-rands to do before I can leave my house.
by Corroborator November 12, 2008
mugGet the e-randmug.

E-baby

The result of online sex.

A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.
If you and brian keep talking like that on MSN, your gunna have an E-baby.

Sally>Bobby, I have big new.

Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!

Bobby>...

>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>
by Big Uke1 May 2, 2010
mugGet the E-babymug.

e^hl

a typo from netflix in response to people asking about a she-ra movie
could also be code for something
"netflix, what about a movie?,,,"
"e^HL"
by phiawluv July 13, 2020
mugGet the e^hlmug.

e-shag

When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.
Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online

2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online

Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her
by venicequeenx August 19, 2010
mugGet the e-shagmug.

e-virginity

Yo Heard you lost your E-virginity?

yeah man!
by datalnklyerrr April 30, 2017
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e-tude

An intended or perceived electronic attitude. Usually in the form of curt, vague, or rude electronic statements made in e-mails, text messages, Facebook statuses, or any other digital mediums.
Tim: Hey Bob why does your girlfriend look so pissed.

Bob: I don't know man. I sent her a text message saying I would be late for dinner and she thought I gave her some e-tude.

Tim: Well did you?
Bob: No dude. All I said was "sry gurl, im rning l8t."
by Simplekind of man March 19, 2010
mugGet the e-tudemug.

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