you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016

cheese hole 

A mightily cheesy pussy. Smells like cheese, looks like cheese, tastes like cheese. Is it cheese? Cheesehole.

Yo girl, this ain't a wine and cheese hole party!

cheese hole by Chocobot H. August 8, 2006

mass-hole

What we Rhode Islanders call the Massachusett drivers, when they drive like crap, ie: cutting people off, no directional signal, changing lanes three at a time or better yet passing in the breakdown lane.

Loook at that mass-hole, he just cut across three lanes with no directional

mass-hole by 97jeepgrand January 20, 2010

Hazletonian Glory Hole

A form of exhibitionism, in which a white female tween pushes her naked rear up to a chain link fence, while two Dominican males separately penetrate the women's anus and vagina, through the fence. Very common in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.

Perez: Check out that bitch with the iCarly backpack, signaling us into a Hazletonian Glory Hole.

Carlos: You get the asshole this time, I am sick of scraping shit out of my foreskin.

Hazletonian Glory Hole by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

ket hole 

the hole in which u find urself in when taken too much ketamin

fucking hell lads i was in a ket hole lastnight!

ket hole by dale bridgewater November 11, 2006

nether hole 

another word for the anus; not to be confused with the nether eye (a word used by chaucer in the canterbury tales), which refers to a woman's genitalia (read: vagina).

my nether hole was in sore need of relief.

nether hole by mark February 2, 2004

two hole 

Slang term for da butt.

(golf course)
Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."

two hole by Nick D October 11, 2005