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Biden Backrub

The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.
Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"

Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
by Michigan Floater May 15, 2024
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Biden

1.The epitome of leftists. 2 The champion of today's Democrat party in the United States. 3. The 46th president accredited with adding 133,000 dollars debt to every man, woman, and child living in the U. S. and territories in his 2023 budget alone. That number is closer to 500,000 dollars to tax paying Americans.
4. The U. S. President that gave 400 billion dollars worth of military weapons, gear, vehicles, aircraft, artillery, communication equipment. to ISIS/ Taliban. And then sent 75 trillion dollars to something in Ukraine and nobody can say exactly where the money went in the most corrupt country on the planet.
5. The U.S. President responsible for intentionality orchestrating the largest invasion in history of the USA.
6. The perfect spokes person for incompetence.
Cartel member 1. Hey everybody look , Biden just sued Yuma Az. for using shipping containers to block openings in the border wall and they are being removed.
Cartel leaders Yes, fires AK 47 into air and shouts Everybody we are back in business for Biden.
by defcon6665150 January 31, 2024
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Biden

Hold my beer Stanley. I need to find a toilet fast! I have a big’ol Biden brewing!
by UrbanCowboy007 September 6, 2023
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Joe biden

Daddy Joe 46th president of America
Daddy Joe Biden slopped on my nob
Like corn on the cob
by Daddy Joe November 8, 2020
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Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.
Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.
by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024
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Biden

ALSO accused of rape, shit-head what are you talking about? Because you care so much (except for when you need Trump to lose)
Hym "Biden ALSO was accused of rape, dummy. But there was not indictment so..."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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Biden

Verb

1. State of being malfunction or paused.
2. Forgetting what was said a few seconds ago and stumbling over words.
My computer just got bidened.
I was bidening during the debate class.
by =JOe= July 5, 2024
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