Oatmeal Bowel Cream

When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.

Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.

Oatmeal Bowel Cream by ABcentrixx July 26, 2010

whipped cream 

When you put whipped cream on ya man penis, and then slurp it off like you would a sundae, on a Sunday afternoon.

"When you ask for it plain and she give it to you with whipped cream"
-MC Ess

whipped cream by mcbirdlethagunnah July 6, 2018

Get off my cream 

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.

*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"

Get off my cream by Bjorn Olson March 12, 2008

Lmao Cream

Lmao cream is a substance which is used to make people laugh, more than when flying in a roflcopter. It must be used twice daily in order for the effects to be seen.

A fucktard: I'm really upset today
Man: Stop being such a fucktard and use some Lmao Cream

Lmao Cream by FrankistathaMista! January 20, 2009

banana cream special

The banana cream special can be performed either to one's partner or one's lonely self. The act is performed by cutting off the end of a banana (the non-stalk side), shoving this end into his/her/your orifice, and squeezing the mushy insides of the banana completely out of the peel. When the peel is quickly and forcefully extracted, all that remains in the hole is a moist clump of banana mush. It's up to the receiver when and how to remove it from said hole.

Dan: How'd your night go with that chick you brought home?
Brian: Ehhh...it started slow, but that mean banana cream special I gave her really capped off the night!

banana cream special by SAdawgs October 31, 2009

Whipped cream 

a substance that can get you what you want when you want

Use your imagination

Whipped cream by cyndy February 21, 2003

ice cream cake 

the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.

ice cream cake is bombbb!

ice cream cake by xooxbritt January 20, 2009