bottom burned

what parents would say to children re: spanking

what life can do to one

'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'

he got his bottom burned by the trooper

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Blue Burn

The absolutely disgusting and putrid phenomena in which the stagnating blue liquid from a porta-potty splashes up into the butthole after dropping a fat one. Usually, the porta-potty has minimal fecal matter in the bottom, allowing for maximum splash potential. This many times occurs on construction sites after eating subway or any form of mexican food for lunch. Purell hand sanitizer is often placed on the bare hand and rubbed throughout the ass crack and lower thighs to clean the "burn" zone. There are degrees of blue burn:

First Degree Blue Burn - Goes inside the sphicter
Second Degree Blue Burn- Goes in the ass crack
Third Degree Blue Burn - Goes on the legs and butt

OMFG! Second degree blue burned again! Why did I order extra sour cream in my burrito? I'm gonna have to hand sanitizer my ass hole!

by slothbone4 May 11, 2014

Burned Kitty

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.

Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!

by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020

Burn Box

A device having the purpose of testing the quality of cocaine. Described as a hand sized 3 lock box in which a small amount of the drug was placed and burned with a torch. The remaining substances are the impurities of the drug.

I trust you but I'm gonna use the burn box

by The Illegal Dictionary January 20, 2017

burning dustbuster

Dipping your genitals in crushed peppers before engaging in anal sex.

I just gave Cindy a burning dustbuster because I was horny and wanted to give her pain.

by Potatolatkestastegreat July 19, 2017

burn brothers

When a person has a cigarette and wants to burn the other person(s) with said cigarette and the person(s) that got burned with said cigarette get to in return burn the person who burnt them.

Person 1: hey let's become burn brothers (holds out a cigarette)
Person 2: hell yeah but I get to burn you back!

by Baby mama peep December 3, 2017

burn the chicken

To fuck up a task intentionally so that you are never asked to perform that task again.

A: My wife keeps asking me to clean the dishes after dinner and I hate doing dishes.

B: Just burn the chicken. I burnt the chicken on that the first time my wife asked me. Now she does does them herself every time.

by BRfever2007 December 15, 2016