crystal baller

Crystal Baller has been wondering what the whole thing is for. In the moment he was screaming at me, but he must've been somebody else. All good! Crystal Baller is just insecure.

Hey, you know Cooper?

Yeah

His confidence really reminds me of Crystal Baller!

by PaultheBall March 25, 2024

Diversity Bollard

A recent innovation of installing bollards outside festivals, events, concerts etc with a high volume of foot traffic to protect the common citizen from diversity driven cars, vans and trucks.

Klaus: I want to go to the Christmas market this year
Gunter: I don't think it is safe.
Klaus: Oh don't worry, they are installing diversity bollards this year.

by DigitalCigarettes December 22, 2024

Double Boiler

The act of two big bodied persons sandwiching a smaller person in between them for an uncomfortably long period of time to make the smaller person feel as if they are boiling to death.

Person 1: Hey man, how was the drive down here?

Person 2: Awful, I was stuck in a double boiler in the back seat the whole way.

by Greezymoney April 24, 2025

Ned Baller 21

Ned Baller 21 is what you would call a real beast. They're always a down right hero and leader to it's peers from it's immense aura and swag. Ned Baller 21 is hesh (down for anything) and always brings the vibe.

Oh hey isn't that Ned Baller 21

Ned Baller 21 is like so tough.

by Tjectory May 1, 2025

Brooklyn Boiler

When a man stuffs cooked spaghetti into a woman's vagina while she is on her period and continues to have intercourse

Brian: “YO, me and Jenna finally did a Brooklyn Boiler last night, it was hella messy!!”
Jake: “fuck yeah bro!”

by Bigtonkachonka June 13, 2025

Biloela Boiler

The Biloela Boiler (billow-eela, after the country town in Queensland, Australia) is a sexual act where one person sits on another person's chest cowgirl style rocks back and forth urinating, using the pee as a lubricant to facilitate movement.

She sat on my chest and gave me a Biloela Boiler after I went down on her

by sherpaderpa69 August 1, 2025

Melon-baller

When something is more than just Baller

You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!

by Pk glitch September 1, 2025