ass-wailing 

to be going really fucking fast

He was ass-wailing down the street.

ass-wailing by random student January 1, 2008

ass-rocket drunk 

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

ass-rocket drunk by newton64 April 4, 2008

Ass On The Ceiling 

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"

Ass On The Ceiling by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008

Ass Yo

This is a commonly used phrase to represent when a person is somewhat surprised. Or at times people say it just because it is one of the most commonly represented phrases in our world today.

"Ass yo, my car was stolen, ass." "ASS YO." "Ass yo, I'm out."
" Luke likes it in the butt from gay latinos? Ass yo, doesn't surprise me."

Ass Yo by Ass Yo January 22, 2009

Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.

Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.

Ass-drafting by Zotts June 17, 2010

Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.

I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.

Ass-foncles by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010

Ass Stomper 

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.

I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.

Ass Stomper by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010