fudge watcher

Watching your roomate hook up with a chick/dude while eating a fudgy treat. For example, a brownie sundae from Friendly's or another ice cream distributer.

Yo did you see Tom last night?
No, why?
He was being such a fucking fudge watcher.

by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010

Who watches the watchmen

Something you get a group of people to chant when you feel a law enforcement officer is abusing their power.

ow why are you hurting me officer I’m innocent.

Hey guys look police brutality!
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN!!!

by Bigpeepeejohn May 22, 2018

Bird Watcher

Guy(s) who just wants to see and some birds (women).
A guy who takes the bird to their “sanctuary” and rehabilitates them the next morning.

Yo, at the party last night I was being such a bird watcher and there were some bad birds. And after a few bird seed that shit was so free...

by Sarasota X Marathon June 18, 2020

watchutalkinboutwillis

a distant cousin to the shocker, watchutalkinboutwillis is uttered by a female when in the course of doggy-style sex, your cock pops out and on the next thrust you hit her asshole by mistake

Goin' doggy on Gina last week, my stuff slipped out and when it hit her asshole on the next stroke, her head snapped around and she barked watchutalkinboutwillis ?

by JPnEB May 26, 2008

watcho

to watch and then say o after you are done

watcho out i am going to fast

by MIke May 6, 2005

log watcher

n. One who obsessively watches their logs; one who enjoys the power of seeing what other people are doing at their sites.

The downfall of Rome might have been prevented by careful attention to logs!

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

Watchmen

One of the most over-rated comics by Alan overrated Moore.

DUDE WATCHMEN IS AWESOME IT HAS NOTHING NEW

by Syntagma May 20, 2009