Peenie Weenie is something Thor also know as Quinton carry’s between his legs. It attempts to grow but through the leaps and bounds it is unable to .
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Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!
Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!
Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
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Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).
Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).
Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”
Server 2:
“What’s up?“
Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”
Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”
Server 2:
“What’s up?“
Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”
Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
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This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.
Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.
Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."
Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"
Person #1: "wait huh?"
Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"
Person #1: "I no comprendo."
Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*
Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"
Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??
Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"
Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"
Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"
Person #1: "wait huh?"
Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"
Person #1: "I no comprendo."
Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*
Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"
Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??
Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"
Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"
Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
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