Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

Twatter

Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.

Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."

by Clunge101 December 7, 2016

Toaster

a person who's had sexual intercouse with atleast 3 people from the same sorority or fraternity

Jeff: Yo, should I lay the pipe on Jenny tonight?

Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.

by peckerface22 December 10, 2016

toaster mcgee

Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment

This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.

That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here

This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee

by WiseGuySab April 10, 2017

Twisteric

Trolling twitter timelines to find some vague tweet you can twist the words of so as to become hysterically offended.

She went completely twisterical over a minor political tweet by the president

by Matisse1234 April 17, 2017

Toaster

A electrical device that can be used to make toast from bread also good for going swimming with

Jack should go swimming with a toaster

by Toaster swimmer June 22, 2017

toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

by Candle Porn June 26, 2017