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a really messy shit that you barely made it to the bathroom in time for. one where you're glad you're in a public restroom cuz nobody's gonna wanna clean up when you're done. one where it burns a little, and maybe gets on your clothes.
“I ate three of those gas station sandwiches while driving home, and had to suddenly stop an hour later and trumped all over another gas station bathroom. good thing i had an extra pair of pants in the car.“
Trump by Boston T Party December 27, 2025
Trump is a dumbo with no hair and a fake wig. Trump is an inbred and cousin to the Lorax but more ugly. Also if you squeeze him he makes orange juice. Bro ate too many carrots that he became one. also loves (romantically) Elon and Kim and Putin!
*an orange guy with bad wig* ha what a trump
Trump by Hadand tal January 20, 2026

Trump (orange hitler) 

A sorry excuse for a president.(or a human being)
Bitch1: hey wanna go watch Trump (orange Hitler) on TV?
Bitch2: oh that sorry excuse for a President?
Trump (orange hitler) by isayhao August 15, 2017

Trump BooCocky 

Donald Trump’s tweets that end up as “Man Goo” in every human being’s face, eyes, nose mouth and ears. (All Five senses)
Can humanity avoid a “Trump BooCocky”?
Trump BooCocky by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019

trump treason season 

"trump treason season" officially began June 1st, 2017. As summer warms up, so does the Donald's temper as he finally starts to realizes what a disaster he has created in the world, but much more importantly for himself. Patriot and fired former FBI Director James Comey kicks off the real festivities on June 8th with actual truth of his presidential interactions. The season continues to get much hotter, but then it's Mueller Time with cooling facts discovered that reveal a long history of trump family dirty Russian money laundering and Vlad's kompromat.

(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.
"Phew! I'm SO glad that trump treason season is here. I couldn't take another 6 months of this national nightmare and embarrassment. The truth is finally coming out"

Trump Meals on Wheels 

Trump Meals on Wheels is when the Donald tried to get rid of Meals on Wheels for good.
Did you hear about Trump Meals on Wheels? Yeah, dude it's not wheeling around anymore.
Trump Meals on Wheels by PWS27 April 7, 2017